Why Did My Wife Whiten Her Skin, Only To Lay There W/ Her Eyes Open, Not Blinking, While I Try To Talk To Her?

November 4th, 2009 • Related • Filed Under

She just keeps staring at the ceiling and ignoring me. It’s been several days now. I know I forgot to take out the garbage and mow the lawn, but she’s taking this silent treatment too far!

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  1. Comment by Cherry on Top on 4 November 2009:

    Well there is one thing I have learned from watching CSI, (I watch it late at night while baking my cupcakes–Praise God for TIVO) is that when you find your wife playing dumb due to an argument, like she is now, is to drag her by her legs out to the front porch. Then, You take a shot of rum and splash her face with it. Leave the bottle half full laying next too her. Then turn around…Kick the hell out of your front door…put some really good dents in it.. you know…
    Then go over to her…and start screaming her name….ROBERTA…ROBERTA!!! WAKE UP ARE YOU OKAY!! WHO ATTACKED YOU!! HONEY PLEASE..I LOVE YOU!! DON’T LEAVE ME!!
    And then wait for the hot sinful cherry cupcake baker neighbor to come out to see what all the fuss is about and you then tell her to call 911 that you think your wife was attacked.
    ……Oh wait…that was last nights episode…
    Um…Yeah.. You just might want to get a shovel and dig a hole. I think your wife is dead!
    I will go bake some special dark chocolate cupcakes with little signs that reads.. “Congrats”….

  2. Comment by Brayden's Mommy on 4 November 2009:

    well that will teach you to not take the garbage out. if i ever had a relationship like this. it would rock. darken your skin and join her lol.
    know whats funny. i didnt get the whole dead thing hhahahahha.. funny im so slow.

  3. Comment by Sue C on 5 November 2009:

    Is she stiff yet, or is there still some “warmth” left in her body?!…:)
    Then too, maybe she saw your EF with the big ball stuffed in her shirt!

  4. Comment by MeganM on 5 November 2009:

    Did you try mouth to mouth resuscitation?

  5. Comment by LeeH on 5 November 2009:

    Maybe she’s mad about the cupcakes?

  6. Comment by "Arkie Mom" on 5 November 2009:

    Quick Eddie, check her pulse!

  7. Comment by itsme560 on 5 November 2009:

    Eddie, are you sure she isn’t dead? Seems like she’s turned into a ghost.
    Sorry, man.

  8. Comment by Rebecca on 6 November 2009:

    did she start to smell yet?

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